#wedding

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#her #man #point #stops #wedding

I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do. ↗

— Jane Seymour

#after #comedy #could #doing #i

It's interesting because a lot of my 16-year-old kids' friends know me from 'Wedding Crashers,' and not so much Bond. My kids have a good laugh. I was 20 then. The look I had then was the look that a lot of their friends are assuming now. They think it's cool. What goes around comes around. ↗

— Jane Seymour

#assuming #because #bond #comes #cool

When I auditioned for 'Wedding Crashers,' the producers had never seen any of my other work except for Bond. I got 'Wedding Crashers' partly because I was a Bond girl. ↗

— Jane Seymour

#auditioned #because #bond #bond girl #except

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. ↗

— Charles Simmons

#after #character #formed #half #person

I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not. ↗

— Jessica Simpson

#determines #ever #feel #i #married

All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful. ↗

— Liz Smith

#evidence #except #those #weddings #wonderful

I was stunned. I pulled the phone away and looked quizzically at the hole-punched speaker. Aside from the blood obligation to be my sister's maid of honor, it had never occured to me that I would get asked to be in anyone's wedding. I thought we had reached an understanding, the institution of marriage and I. Weddings are the like the triathlon of female friendship: the Shower, the Bachelorette Party, and the Main Event. It's the Iron Woman and most people never make it through. They fall off their bikes or choke on ocean water. I figured if I valued my life, I'd stay away from weddings and they'd stay away from me. ↗

— Sloane Crosley

#triathlon #weddings #friendship

While wounds can be inflicted easily upon those we love, it's often much more difficult to heal them. ↗

— Nicholas Sparks

#love

You’re just going to have your fiancé as your chaperone, and he isn’t allowed to touch. And you, Mrs. Gavarreen will remain untouchable, until the moment you say, I do. ↗

— Lindsay Delagair

#love #possessiveness #wedding #love