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I thought bridesmaid's dresses were supposed to be horrid and ugly to make the bride more stunning," I joked to her in a whisper. "Yeah right, you marry a gorgeous actor and you want me to show up in a Goodwill special? No way sister! There are bound to be other single, gorgeous actors around, and I intend to land one of them for myself. Or get laid at the very least."...


Chasta Schneider


#humor #wedding #humor

The cleanest civilization I’ve ever seen…and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt?


M.A. George


#paranormal-romance #sarcastic-humor #wedding-traditions #humor

You’re just going to have your fiancé as your chaperone, and he isn’t allowed to touch. And you, Mrs. Gavarreen will remain untouchable, until the moment you say, I do.


Lindsay Delagair


#love #possessiveness #wedding #love

Darling Daddy, This is Rose. Very good news. Caddy is going to marry Micheal. In case you have forgotten because you have not been home for so long he is the one with the ponytail and the earring that you do not like. And Caddy says she will have a white lace dress and three bridesmaids, Saffron and Sarah and me, and a big party for everyone, all her old boyfriends too. Fireworks. A band. A big tent called a marquee. But where will we put it? Carriages with white horses for us all to go to the church. Afterward Caddy and Micheal will go for a holiday to Australia to visit the Great Barrier Reef. Caddy has it all worked out and Mummy says Yes She Can Of Course You Can Darling Of Course You Must Do That. Saffron said That Will Cost a Few Weeks Housekeeping and Mummy said Yes But We Do Not Need to Worry About That. DADDY WILL PAY. Love, Rose.


Hilary McKay


#weddings #family

I want you to take a good look at this ring. This ring has nothing to do with the wedding, nothing to do with our commitments, none of that. This ring means one thing. That I love you. Promise me that no matter what, no matter if we fight, no matter how hopeless things may feel, that you will look at this ring and know that when you love someone, that's all that really matters. That we'll always figure it out together.


Jillian Dodd


#love

And down I went to fetch my bride: But, Alice, you were ill at ease; This dress and that by turns you tried, Too fearful that you should not please. I loved you better for your fears, I knew you could not look but well; And dews, that would have fall'n in tears, I kiss'd away before they fell.


Alfred Tennyson


#dresses #fears #self-consciousness #tears #wedding

It's funny, but have you ever noticed that the more special something is, the more people seem to take it for granted? It's like they think it won't ever change. Just like this house here. All it ever needed was a little attention, and it would never have ended up like this in the first place.


Nicholas Sparks


#nicholas #nicholas-sparks #sparks #the-wedding #change

Love means never having to shave your back.


Devan Sipher


#love #the-wedding-beat #weddings #love

I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#wedding #marriage

Unless I’m at a wedding, I don’t like veiled threats.



Jarod Kintz


#cynical #cynicism #marriage #threats #veil






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