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The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting.



Jarod Kintz


#humor #religion #weight-loss #funny

I don't know how tall I am or how much I weigh. Because I don't want anybody to know my identity. I'm like a superhero. Call me Basketball Man.


LeBron James


#anybody #basketball #because #call #how

The dinner table is a lively debate, and everybody weighs in in a different way. I like that, though.


Vanessa Kerry


#different #different way #dinner #dinner table #everybody

In the mind of Bill Clinton, political considerations outweigh even life-and-death matters of great concern to his own law-enforcement officials, not to mention the nation.


Barbara Olson


#bill clinton #clinton #concern #considerations #even

I do watch what I eat, but not for weight reasons.


Diane Kruger


#i #i do #reasons #watch #weight

Get Off The Scale! You are beautiful. Your beauty, just like your capacity for life, happiness, and success, is immeasurable. Day after day, countless people across the globe get on a scale in search of validation of beauty and social acceptance. Get off the scale! I have yet to see a scale that can tell you how enchanting your eyes are. I have yet to see a scale that can show you how wonderful your hair looks when the sun shines its glorious rays on it. I have yet to see a scale that can thank you for your compassion, sense of humor, and contagious smile. Get off the scale because I have yet to see one that can admire you for your perseverance when challenged in life. It’s true, the scale can only give you a numerical reflection of your relationship with gravity. That’s it. It cannot measure beauty, talent, purpose, life force, possibility, strength, or love. Don’t give the scale more power than it has earned. Take note of the number, then get off the scale and live your life. You are beautiful!


Steve Maraboli


#inspirational #life #motivational #scale #self-empowerment

I want to change my life...except I sort of like it. I mean, I couldn't be more delighted every Monday night after Fletch goes to bed when I come downstairs, pull up the Bachelor on TiVo, drink Riesling, and eat cheddar/port wine Kaukauna cheese without freakign out over fat grams. I'm perpetually in a good mood because I do everything I want. I love having the freedom to skip the gym to watch a Don Knots movie on the Disney Channel without a twinge of guilt. I've figured out how to not be beholden to what other people believe I should be doing, and when the world tells me I ought to be a size eight, I can thumb my nose at them in complete empowerment.


Jen Lancaster


#funny #weight #change

The power of hope! Even a lack of ambition can, for a time, pay off as a necessary facet, as long as hope outweighs it.


Criss Jami


#despair #despair-hope #encouraging #facet #hope

Aside from the fact that they say it's unhealthy, my fat ain't never been no trouble. Mens always have loved me. My kids ain't never complained. Plus they's fat.


Alice Walker


#weight #love

I'd get a shell, they weighed about 80 pounds I think, but when I was 19 or 20 that was nothing. I'd take a shell and a bag of powder, I'd put it in the hoist and then I would send it up to the gun.


Barney Ross


#bag #get #gun #hoist #i






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