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#weird

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A door is too rigid to be draped over a body and made into a good blanket, but a blanket could be hung up in an empty doorframe and transformed into a door. But don’t knock, because I’m trying to sleep.
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— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick would make an excellent unit of currency. Pros: It’s cheaper than a bar of gold; you don’t have to break into anybody’s house to get at all their money; and I’ve already got fourteen of them buried in my backyard. Cons: It doesn’t easily fit into one’s wallet; it is easily counterfeited; and houses would literally be made of money—which presents a problem of how to set their value and what form of payment would be accepted in the purchase of a new all-brick home. Similarity with the dollar: Masons would still control the money supply and the Federal Reserve.
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— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

The problem is normal was'nt in my DNA. I was destined to be forever freakish. ↗


— Julie Hockley


#eccentric #freak #inspirational #odd #unique

But why?" Vimbai whispered, overwhelmed with the weight of accumulated disbelief. "What is happening to us?" "Who knows?" Maya shrugged. "Who cares? Enjoy it while you can, why don't you? There will be tons of boring shit in your life, okay? I promise. ↗


— Ekaterina Sedia


#weirdness #life

I enjoy catching our show whenever I can. It does get very weird to watch myself, it's always been that way, but at the same time, it's part of my job to see what kind of job I'm doing and to get a perspective on where I'm taking the character. ↗


— James Lafferty


#been #catching #character #does #doing

It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said that I would die before I went to rehab. But I thought, 'I'm going to stay here tonight.' And I stayed there for a month. It was great. ↗


— Lindsay Lohan


#before #die #going #great #here

I didn't even have pierced ears. They put four holes in each ear, and, weirdly, that hurt the most. ↗


— Rooney Mara


#ear #ears #even #four #holes

I'm still figuring out why people would want to look at me. Maybe it's generic beauty, but it's weird to be valued for something I was born with. ↗


— Josie Maran


#born #figuring #generic #i #i was born

I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. ↗


— Paul McCartney


#anything #call #doing #i #know

Nobody is so weird others can't identify with them. ↗


— Rebecca Miller


#nobody #others #them #weird






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