#were

Sam: “I—it’s—I’m not an animal. ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

#sam-roth #werewolf #sam

Yeah, cause that would be a smart choice. So, I should just forget about the whole lying to me thing when you pronounce you will never do it again?” “Yes.” “You’d have a better chance getting a donkey to shit gold.” From Witch Devotions. Coming out 2012! ↗

— Elizabeth J. Kolodziej

#romance #snarky-quotes #the-last-witch-series #vampire #vampyre-kisses

Sorry if I can't be the right monster for you Bella. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#vampire #werewolf #twilight

What is it with you and the Wizard of Oz references? Zombies and werewolves and vamps, oh my. Zombies and werewolves and... ↗

— Christopher Golden

#werewolves

Wow! First vampires. Then gods. Now…vampire—gods? What’s next? Werewolves? Smurfs? Were-Smurfs? ↗

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

#werewolves

Stupid werewolf ninja sperm. ↗

— Molly Harper

#paranormal-romance #werewolves #werewolves

He didn't say anything more, just waited for me to tell him what I'd been thinking. It was pure speculation, and I was opening myself up to ridicule by saying anything at all. I sat on the stool and realized that I had my loyalties, too. ↗

— Patricia Briggs

#fae #fantasy #good-read #moon-called #vampires

I fell back into my favorite chair and tucked my hands between my knees to stop them from shaking. I sucked in a deep breath, held it, and marveled at my own transformation into a ridiculous ninny. ↗

— Tess Oliver

#werewolves #young-adult #werewolves

No shifting in my car Blake,I don't want slobber all over my seats." Neesa ↗

— C.T. Todd

#horror #paranormal-romance #twilight #vampire #vampires

Bring it on, fur-ass! ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#fairies #werewolves #werewolves