#whiskey

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#carry #case #furthermore #small #snake

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? ↗

— W. C. Fields

#death #drown #sting #thy #where

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. ↗

— P. J. O'Rourke

#car #car keys #giving #keys #like

A beverage of leisure is a serious business,” Shane Bowermaster was known to declare. “There can be no product of pleasure without the inverse on the end of the producer. ↗

— Jeff Phillips

#brewing #business #creating #distilling #folktales

Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink. ↗

— Haruki Murakami

#beauty

I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk. ↗

— Claude Williams

#drunk #i #like #long #long time

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. ↗

— Babe Ruth

#beer #chewed #drink #early #first

Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell. ↗

— Billy Sunday

#place #right #whiskey

Every article I see is dope this, junkie that, whiskey this - that ain't my title. ↗

— Layne Staley

#dope #every #i #i see #junkie

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. ↗

— Casey Stengel

#ball games #drink #found #games #i