#wi

In Italy, they add work and life on to food and wine. ↗

— Robin Leach

#add #italy #life #wine #work

A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!? ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#fear #humour #phobias #twitter #age

I don’t want to know what time it is. I don’t want to know what day it is or where I am. None of that matters. ↗

— Jon Krakauer

#into-the-wild #freedom

Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap. ↗

— Cloris Leachman

#build #elderly #his #homes #kid

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. ↗

— Stephen Leacock

#able #another #degree #dishonesty #entitled

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. ↗

— Buddha

#burned #coal #else #gets #grasping

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish. ↗

— Denis Leary

#away #becomes #been #believes #bill

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#happy #hear #last #life #phone

I wish I had a talent for dropping things as well as taking on new ones. It gets to be quite a clutter after a while. ↗

— Joshua Lederberg

#clutter #dropping #gets #had #i

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#eisenhower #full #his #indecision #makes