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That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea. ↗


— Nora Roberts


#life #wisdom #humor

Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?" "I though it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house at night and throw up in his mailbox. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-lightwood #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #humor

Careful. We don't want to learn from this. ↗


— Bill Watterson


#humor

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think. ↗


— A.A. Milne


#eeyore #humor #thinking #thoughts #winnie-the-pooh

It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true. ↗


— Oscar Wilde


#humor #oscar-wilde #truth #humor

I commend my soul to any god that can find it. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#moist-von-lipwig #humor

Mastering the art of seduction gives one a great power, and like any power, it's to be wielded with responsibility; a man who wields the art of seduction without a sense of responsibility and restraint is a walking proximity bomb of viral epidemics, needless procreation, heartbroken families, and shattered dreams. ↗


— Mike Norton


#bomb #heartbreak #heartbroken #mastery #power

Until death," Jem replied gently. "Those are the words of the oath. 'Until aught but death part thee and me.' Someday, Will, I will go where none can follow me, and I think it will be sooner rather than later. Have you ever asked yourself why I agreed to be your parabatai?" "No better offers forthcoming?" Will tried for humor, but his voice cracked like glass. "I thought you needed me," Jem said. "There is a wall you have built abuot yourself, Will, and I have never asked you why. But no one should shoulder every burden alone. I thought you would let me inside if I became your parabatai, and then you would have at least someone to lean upon. I did wonder what my death would mean for you. I used to fear it, for your sake. I feared you would be left alone inside that wall. But now... something has changed. I do not know why. But I know that it is true." "That what is true?" Will's fingers were still digging into Jem's wrist. "That the wall is coming down. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#amazing #aw #jem #sad #will

All art is but dirtying the paper delicately. ↗


— John Ruskin


#drawing #drawings #humor #illustrate #life

If you have to fight a crowd of boys, it's best to go for the biggest one. That way you won't have to fight them all. The others will see that you mean business and you will win their respect. ↗


— Suzanne Vega


#biggest #business #crowd #fight #go






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