#wife

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does. ↗

— Joe Garagiola

#because #cards #credit #credit cards #does

My former wife is a truly wonderful person. ↗

— Burt Lancaster

#person #truly #wife #wonderful

The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love. ↗

— Frank Langella

#husband #kind #kinky #love #person

You can be cool and at the same time respect your woman, who will hopefully become your wife, who will hopefully become the mother of your kids. America needs to get back to family values. ↗

— Martin Lawrence

#back #become #cool #family #family values

Racing is a very selfish, self-centred, self-glorifying thing. My wife's life for 14 years was centered around me. It was all about me. It was all for my ego. ↗

— Greg LeMond

#around #centered #ego #life #me

Well I live in Vienna with my wife and son, and I teach in Hamburg, there will be no changes in that respect. ↗

— Gyorgy Legeti

#hamburg #i #live #respect #son

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. ↗

— Jay Leno

#beverly #beverly hills #call #dad #day

I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer. ↗

— Hugh Leonard

#found #i #level #much #nicer

I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn't an illusion. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. The moment I saw her, she vanished. ↗

— Hugh Leonard

#corner #day #down #eye #her

They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far. ↗

— Sugar Ray Leonard

#i #off #paid #say #says