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All my life, in nameless, indeterminate ways, I'd tried to complete my life with someone else--first my father, then Hugh, even Whit, and I didn't want that anymore. I wanted to belong to myself. ↗


— Sue Monk Kidd


#self-love #life

Now was the time to get everything back on track, to figure out who I was and what I wanted to do with the rest of my life before I got all distracted by a soul mate with a bod for sin. ↗


— Madelyn Alt


#life

Alas, Gulietta, this was an American frog of the last quarter of the twentieth century, a time when wishing apparently no longer led to anything, and Leigh-Cheri eventually named it Prince Charming after that son-of-a-bitch who never comes though. ↗


— Tom Robbins


#still #with #woodpecker #life

You never have to suffer because of, or be denatured by, another person, even someone you love. ↗


— Rossana Condoleo


#divorce #divorcing #love-pain #love-sadness #marriage

God didn't give eternal life to just a few of us. No way. Impossible. So there must be something really big in the way of us knowing what we are. Fortunately, it's just a liar :D ↗


— Niramisa Weiss


#life

I had to wonder what sadistic pleasure and entertainment human suffering must provide to the divine game players who decided the fate of their pawns in a board game they made of life. ↗


— Clyde Dsouza


#life-lessons #life-philosophy #memories-with-maya #suffering-of-humanity #transhumanism

On twitter, you may have a zero follower; but in real life, this is not possible because everyone has a shadow! ↗


— Mehmet Murat ildan


#life

Witty sayings don’t grow on bumpers the way babies do. I was raised by a single rush hour.
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— Jarod Kintz


#baby #bumper-stickers #cars #family #funny

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing. ↗


— Joss Whedon


#humor #survival #wit #food

I looked into her eyes, and saw my own staring back, the same peculiar shade, pale grey, flecked with yellow, rimmed with black. Now I knew the nature of her debt. It had weighed on her conscience for fourteen years. I was looking into the eyes of mother and I knew that I would never see her again. ↗


— Celia Rees


#eyes #family #magic #witch #family






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