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Isn't it sad to go to your grave without ever wondering why you were born? Who, with such a thought, would not spring from bed, eager to resume discovering the world and rejoicing to be part of it? ↗


— Richard Dawkins


#born #discovering #eager #ever #go

A universe with a God would look quite different from a universe without one. A physics, a biology where there is a God is bound to look different. So the most basic claims of religion are scientific. Religion is a scientific theory. ↗


— Richard Dawkins


#biology #bound #claims #different #god

Religious fanatics want people to switch off their own minds, ignore the evidence, and blindly follow a holy book based upon private 'revelation'. ↗


— Richard Dawkins


#blindly #book #evidence #fanatics #follow

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay. ↗


— Doris Day


#decay #levity #middle #middle age #without

Canada evolved within the British Empire: it inherited the Parliamentary system, the Cabinet system and all the other features of the British constitutional system which had been in place, for the most part, for several centuries before Canada was even thought of. ↗


— Stockwell Day


#before #british #british empire #cabinet #canada

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings. ↗


— Ellen DeGeneres


#be kind #bullying #comedy #else #example

Creation is a drug I can't do without. ↗


— Cecil B. DeMille


#i #without

When you start out without a record nobody knows you, but if you have a record it's a lot easier. ↗


— John Deacon


#knows #lot #nobody #out #record

It doesn't matter how much his mother loves him; love is not enough to keep any of us alive. ↗


— Lauren DeStefano


#love #wither #death

Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock. ↗


— Paula Deen


#even #ham #hidden #little #our






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