#woman

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#grandmother #husbands #just #napping #she

I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#body #disappeared #every #every time #gotten

I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#choice #comedian #funny #funny movie #goal

I like being a woman, not a girl. ↗

— Sharon Stone

#girl #i #like #woman

As a woman, you spend so much time either cooking or getting ready to go somewhere. I like to have music when I'm doing either of these things. ↗

— Zoe Saldana

#doing #either #getting #go #i

The biggest battle that I have is being a woman in the world. That takes center stage for me. ↗

— Zoe Saldana

#being #biggest #center #i #me

I have never worked for a woman, and I have never worked with a lot of women. ↗

— Sheryl Sandberg

#lot #never #woman #women #worked

Ordering a man to write a poem is like commanding a pregnant woman to give birth to a red-headed child. ↗

— Carl Sandburg

#child #commanding #give #like #man

I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of her age with ambiguity until, perhaps, she passes into the realm of over ninety. Then it is better she be candid with herself and with the world. ↗

— Carl Sandburg

#always #ambiguity #better #candid #felt

Against the State, against the Church, against the silence of the medical profession, against the whole machinery of dead institutions of the past, the woman of today arises. ↗

— Margaret Sanger

#arises #church #dead #institutions #machinery