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I profess not to know how women’s hearts are wooed and won. To me they have always been matters of riddle and admiration. Some seem to have but one vulnerable point, or door of access; while others have a thousand avenues, and may be captured in a thousand different ways. It is a great triumph of skill to gain the former, but a still greater proof of generalship to maintain possession of the latter, for man must battle for his fortress at every door and window. He who wins a thousand common hearts is therefore entitled to some renown; but he who keeps undisputed sway over the heart of a coquette is indeed a hero.


Washington Irving


#courtship #humor #humor-relationships #women #humor

Powerful women always interpret hostility as unrequited love.


Tina Brown


#love #power #women #love

Ah, when love dies, women lose two and a half inches in height.


M.C. Beaton


#love #women #love

When anesthesia was developed, it was for many decades routinely withheld from women giving birth, since women were "supposed" to suffer. One of the few societies to take a contrary view was the Huichol tribe in Mexico. The Huichol believed that the pain of childbirth should be shared, so the mother would hold on to a string tied to her husband's testicles. With each painful contraction, she would give the string a yank so that the man could share the burden. Surely if such a mechanism were more widespread, injuries in childbirth would garner more attention.


Nicholas D. Kristof


#empathy #women #women-s-rights #oppression

Cara: *Flies* Gen: What? I don't have wings! Cara: Ofcourse not! You're a boy.


Jim Henson


#funny #the-dark-crystal #wings #women-power #funny

The traditional rapist is a reluctant husband, but an eager honeymooner. The modern woman is a reluctant honeymooner, but an eager ring bearer.


Bauvard


#humor #rape #women #funny

If you’re at the bar trying to pick up women, remember: bend at the knees.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #women #funny

Love covers a multitude of sins…


Louisa May Alcott


#louisa-may-alcott #love #sins #love

If given the choice, I’d take five ones over a five-dollar bill, because women prefer men with lots of money.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #choice #funny #humor #money

Women are controlled by men like a currency of the world.


Bryant McGill


#power #women-and-men #men






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