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Lightwoods,” Magnus said. “They always have to have the last word.


Cassandra Clare


#cassandra-clare #kissed #magnus-bane #mortal-instruments #magnus-bane

I can't understand how she could have wanted to live back here, away from everything," said Jane. "Oh, I can easily understand that," said Anne thoughtfully. "I wouldn't want it myself for a steady thing because, although I love the fields and woods, I love people too...


L.M. Montgomery


#fields #home #l-m-montgomery #people #woods

Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. "You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?" "I didn't even think you liked me all that much," said Simon. "Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?" "I thought it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house a night and throw up in his mailbox." "I'm pretty sure that's not it


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #humor #jace-lightwood #simon-lewis #humor

You look lousy,' he said. Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good.' 'No I mean it. You don't look good.' 'This is from a guy ho has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-' 'I am not trying to insult you.' Simon snapped.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #insults #jace-lightwood #simon-lewis #humor

I've always thought people would find a lot more pleasure in their routines if they burst into song at significant moments.


John Barrowman


#happiness #humor #music #humor

Basia coquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is." "It's 'Descensus Averno facilis est.' 'The descent into hell is easy," said Alec. "You just said "Kiss the cook." "Dammit," said Simon. "I knew Jace was screwing with me.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #simon-lewis #humor

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.


Woody Allen


#humor #organized-religion #religion #woody-allen #humor

You're a stalker with hooves." "I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.


Rick Riordan


#humor #percy-jackson #stalker #humor

Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first.


J.K. Rowling


#oliver-wood #priority #quidditch #humor

Take off your shirt." Jace raised his eyebrows. "I'm not going to attack you," she said impatiently. "I can take the sight of your naked chest without swooning." "Are you sure?" he asked, obediently sliding the shirt off his shoulders. "Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-lost-souls #clary-fray #funny #humor #jace-lightwood






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