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{Summertime she speaks of winter, she eats ham, but speaks of beef, got a good man but, flirts with another. She might as well go to hell, cause she ain't gonna be happy in heaven either!}www.nancybbrewer.com From new books coming soon- 3rd in Carolina Rain series. ↗


— Nancy B. Brewer


#history #humor #romance #southern #southern-women

I'm the first to admit that I don't write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is. ↗


— Lori R. Lopez


#books #eccentric #humor #offbeat #quirky

Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday. ↗


— Mark Twain


#humor #writing #humor

My Aunt Dahlia, who runs a woman's paper called Milady's Boudoir, had recently backed me into a corner and made me promise to write her a few words for her "Husbands and Brothers" page on "What the Well-Dressed Man is Wearing". I believe in encouraging aunts, when deserving; and, as there are many worse eggs than her knocking about the metrop, I had consented blithely. But I give you my honest word that if I had had the foggiest notion of what I was letting myself in for, not even a nephew's devotion would have kept me from giving her the raspberry. A deuce of a job it had been, taxing the physique to the utmost. I don't wonder now that all these author blokes have bald heads and faces like birds who have suffered. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #writing #humor

I'm not trying to please anyone. I'm just trying to write a damn book. ↗


— Christian Marotti


#books #humor #writing #humor

I go with the flow but I write against it. ↗


— Tamara Jasmine Burrell


#writing #humor

You sure about this writer thing son? ↗


— Christopher Moore


#writer #humor

When you're writing what you love, it's the most fun you can have with your clothing still on, unless of course, you write naked. ↗


— Don Roff


#humor #writing #funny

I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards. ↗


— Garth Marenghi


#writing #humor

When she got back from taking Cassie to school Fancy knew that she ought to be working on her wilderness romance. She had promised thirty thousand words to her editor by tomorrow, and she had only written eleven. Specifically: His rhinoceros smelled like a poppadom: sweaty, salty, strange and strong. Her editor would cut that line. ↗


— Jaclyn Moriarty


#humor #romance-novel #writers #writers-block #humor






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