#y

I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #dada #funny #humor #hunt

Young people are dying for no reason all over the world that don't know why. It's ugly, everywhere. ↗

— Ice Cube

#everywhere #know #no reason #over #people

I'm a product of good nutrition, cutting edge supplementation and hard training, and I'm an old guy. ↗

— Warren Cuccurullo

#cutting edge #edge #good #guy #hard

Rome is magic, it's like being in Hollywood. But the difference between Hollywood and Rome is that here you don't have just the movie business. The movie business is so little, so you also have the choice to hang out with people who do different kinds of business. ↗

— Maria Grazia Cucinotta

#being #between #business #choice #difference

I have been a woman for fifty years, and I've never yet been able to discover precisely what it is I am. ↗

— Jean Giraudoux

#am #been #discover #fifty #i

Once you are over 30, 35 years old, I think everyone should get down to the gym and start moving again. ↗

— Warren Cuccurullo

#again #down #everyone #get #gym

The turning point really is just knowing you're an imbecile. ↗

— Warren Cuccurullo

#just #knowing #point #really #turning

It is better to laugh than cry. ↗

— Maria Grazia Cucinotta

#cry #laugh #than

Of course, it's fun to play with Blacks. ↗

— Boris Vian

#course #fun #play

Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#funny #ghost-town #humor #morganville-vampires #myrnin