#y

Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?" "I'll try,"I told him seriously. "You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny. ↗

— Karen Chance

#marco #funny

I want to remember our fallen heroes. And after I’ve spent a day remembering them, I want to extend my arm and help them up. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#heroes #remember #funny

Loki'd! ↗

— Tom Hiddleston

#funny #god #hiddleston #loki #mischief

To create art with all the passion in one's soul is to live art with all the beauty in one's heart. ↗

— Aberjhani

#artists #beauty #creativity #national-poetry-month #poem-in-your-pocket-day

I walked to the door where Clovis waited. When I looked up, he was staring at Adam. A quick glance backward confirmed Adam was returning his stare. Freaking males, I thought, they couldn’t be more obvious about their territorial dispute if they’d both peed on me. ↗

— Jaye Wells

#funny

Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him. ↗

— Molly Harper

#funny

Tris," he says. "What did they do to you? You're acting like a lunatic." "That's not very nice of you to say," I say. "They put me in a good mood, that's all. And now I really want to kiss you, so if you could just relax- ↗

— Veronica Roth

#four #funny #insurgent #tobias-and-tris #tobias-eaton

But Amy," Elder says. "Space suits! ↗

— Beth Revis

#funny #funny

WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW! ↗

— Al Franken

#funny

Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

#funny