#year

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#blender #having #kind #like #top

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#beginner #being #call #comic #even

If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#go #hours #movie #two #years

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#bother #doing #his #howard #howard stern

Actually criminal sanctions that are given could be up to five years for violating the rules and regulations under the campaign finance reform. This is like the Alien and Sedition Act of years and years ago, decades ago. ↗

— Jay Alan Sekulow

#actually #ago #alien #campaign #campaign finance

We've been following Judge Alito's career over the last 15 years, while he's been on the Court of Appeals. ↗

— Jay Alan Sekulow

#been #career #court #following #judge

My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year. ↗

— Ted Shackelford

#danish #denmark #go #times #wife

Thirty years ago dinner theatre used to be much more of a going concern than it is now. ↗

— Ted Shackelford

#concern #dinner #going #more #much

What happens if you're the guy who's been on the show ten years and is highly paid but they have nothing for you to do is that they bring in other people, and you become a supporting character to those people. ↗

— Ted Shackelford

#been #bring #character #guy #happens

Global fuel and consumption, however, is projected to increase by 100 to 150 percent over the next 20 years, driven largely by the rapidly growing Chinese and Indian economies; and this growth and this increase in demand will force prices even higher. ↗

— John Shadegg

#consumption #demand #driven #economies #even