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You're presuming too much by using the word legacy - presuming that someone is going to care. ↗

— Michael Bolton

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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#before #bit #could #end #everything

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

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Never have more children than you have car windows. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

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Children make your life important. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

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I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

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I often say television is not a job for grown men. You go to a set, they pick out your clothes for you, they tell you where to stand, what to say, and your chair has your name on it in case you can't find a place to sit. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

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