#you

Life changes fast. Life changes in the instant. You sit down to dinner and life as you know it ends. ↗

— Joan Didion

#dinner #down #ends #fast #instant

If you had asked me back in grade school what I wanted to be when I grew up, I would have said my first choice was an actor, but if I couldn't be that, I'd want to be a superhero. ↗

— Vin Diesel

#asked #back #choice #first #grade

I'm not sure we think it's a win to talk about what you're taking out. ↗

— Rick Wagoner

#i #out #sure #taking #talk

My mother gave me this book called Feature Films at Used Car Prices by a guy named Rick Schmidt. I gotta credit the guy, cuz he gave me the most practical advice. It empowers you. ↗

— Vin Diesel

#book #called #car #credit #cuz

You get a timeless cool card in New York. ↗

— Vin Diesel

#card #get #new #new york #timeless

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#barefoot #compliments #know #old #shoes

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#discontinued #know #old #type #you

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#away #bottle #children #follow #keep

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#head #him #keep #laughing #pro

Now nobody get nervous, you ain't got nothing to fear. You're being robbed by the John Dillinger Gang, that's the best there is! ↗

— John Dillinger

#best #fear #gang #get #got