#you

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. ↗

— George Carlin

#confused #evil #forces #house #may

Marimba is much more of a wood-type experience and there is no real possibility of getting a dry sound, and getting that contrast in the same way that you can in a vibraphone. ↗

— Evelyn Glennie

#dry #experience #getting #more #much

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. ↗

— George Carlin

#candy #chocolate #eating #feeling #know

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. ↗

— George Carlin

#beat #beaten #them #you

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? ↗

— George Carlin

#before #does #get #mean #you

However, if you listen to me I think you can hear years of abuse in my voice - both bad abuse and good abuse. ↗

— Belinda Carlisle

#bad #both #good #hear #however

Living in Washington, you can't take politics too seriously. I draw the line at honesty. I have no time for political hacks who say things they don't believe because they get paid to. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#believe #draw #get #hacks #honesty

Solitude would be ideal if you could pick the people to avoid. ↗

— Karl Kraus

#could #ideal #people #pick #solitude

There is nothing more thrilling in this world, I think, than having a child that is yours, and yet is mysteriously a stranger. ↗

— Agatha Christie

#having #i #i think #more #mysteriously

The final release point for the fastball is the tips of your fingers. ↗

— Steve Carlton

#final #fingers #point #release #tips