#your child

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. ↗

— Joey Adams

#day #does #every #every day #know

I don't think you can have pain and soul-searching doing the right thing for your child. ↗

— Diane Abbott

#doing #doing the right thing #i #pain #right

Marketers are out there trying to figure out how to get your money out of your child. ↗

— Maggie Gallagher

#figure #get #how #marketers #money

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into the world. It's like you've met your reason to live. ↗

— Johnny Depp

#child #crashing #into #kinds #like

You should study not only that you become a mother when your child is born, but also that you become a child. ↗

— Dogen

#become #born #child #mother #only

Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return? ↗

— Epictetus

#any #case #child #dead #deprived

I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. That's basically how we're doing it. ↗

— Tina Fey

#activities #adult #any #basically #child

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#always #carry #child #end #name

Of course, you would have to be insane to hope your child grows up to be a playwright or poet. Given the odds, you would have to be quite cavalier about your children's future. ↗

— Mark Helprin

#child #children #course #future #given

Education begins at home. You can't blame the school for not putting into your child what you don't put into him. ↗

— Geoffrey Holder

#blame #child #education #him #home