#zombie

When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off. * If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life. * Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian. ↗

— Etienne Guerin DeForest

#funny-quotes #humor #zombie #zombie-apocalypse #zombies

Zombies are the middle children of the otherworldly family. Vampires are the oldest brother who gets to have a room in the attic, all tripped out with a disco ball and shag carpet. Werewolves are the youngest, the babies, always getting pinched and told they're cute. With all that attention stolen away from the middle child Zombie, no wonder she shuffles off grumbling, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. ↗

— Kevin James Breaux

#interview #zombies #family

My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off. ↗

— Isaac Marion

#zombies #funny

I’m pre-med,” he added smugly. “Okay.” I said again. I didn’t shrug this time, but his jaw tightened a bit as if he was annoyed that I wasn’t displaying the proper amazement at his accomplishment. “And I’m next in line to be promoted to death investigator.” The look he gave me was nothing short of a challenge, and I had to fight to not roll my eyes. What, he expected me to start crowing about my own accomplishments so he could top them? He’d be waiting a long time for that. ↗

— Diana Rowland

#death

I love zombie films like Danny Boyle's '28 Days Later' - I thought it was so brilliantly done and so grounded in reality. I was definitely thrust into the zombie world watching that film. ↗

— Teresa Palmer

#brilliantly #danny #days #definitely #done

The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that. ↗

— Simon Pegg

#big #big things #film #get #jokes

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack. ↗

— Simon Pegg

#attack #bed #flat #happen #i

That's what we wanted to get across in that moment, particularly when Shaun goes to the shop when he's all hung over. He doesn't notice any of the zombies around him just because he never had before, so why should he at that point? ↗

— Simon Pegg

#any #around #because #before #get

Plus, doing a zombie movie is quite liberating. It's fun not to take myself seriously all the time. ↗

— Sarah Polley

#fun #liberating #movie #myself #plus

People called '28 Days' and '28 Weeks' zombie movies, and they're not! It's some sort of virus; they're not dead. ↗

— George A. Romero

#called #days #dead #movies #people