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#zombies

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Isn't it wonderful when people do that, when you put all your faith in their being selfish and self -centered and not giving a damn and it turns out, all that time, you were wrong? ↗


— Joan Frances Turner


#faith

He begged to know to which of his fair cousins the excellency of its cookery was owing. Briefly forgetting her manners, Mary grabbed her fork and leapt from her chair onto the table. Lydia, who was seated nearest her, grabbed her ankle before she could dive at Mr. Collins and, presumably, stab him about the head and neck for such an insult. ↗


— Seth Grahame-Smith


#honour #pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies #funny

The truth was, neither the Central Intelligence Agency nor any of the other official and unofficial U.S. intelligence organizations have ever been some kind of all-seeing, all-knowing, global illuminati. For starters, we never hand that kind of funding. ↗


— Max Brooks


#zombies #intelligence

What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip! ↗


— Diana Rowland


#vaginal-fantasy #zombies #life

Zombies are the liberal nightmare. Here you have the masses, whom you would love to love, appearing at your front door with their faces falling off; and you’re trying to be as humane as you possibly can, but they are, after all, eating the cat. And the fear of mass activity, of mindlessness on a national scale, underlies my fear of zombies. ↗


— Clive Barker


#zombies #love

Whip," Walter echoed. "So there's an iPhone app for fighting zombies. Interesting. ↗


— Amelia Beamer


#zombies #love

Each time a girl approached the table, Mortimer would smile. Like this: And each time the girl would shriek and run away. ↗


— Kelly DiPucchio


#love #smiles #zombies #love

When she had died, his anchor was gone and the world had burned from his untethered insanity. ↗


— Cedric Nye


#arizona #horror #insanity #love #love-lost

There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie, you want to laugh at first. When you see a clown, most people get a little nervous. There's the pallor and the cakey mortician-style makeup, the shuffling and the untidy hair. But clowns were probably malicious, and they moved fast on those little bicycles and in those little crammed cars. Zombies weren't much of anything. They didn't carry musical instruments and they didn't care whether or not you laughed at them. You always knew what zombies wanted.) ↗


— Kelly Link


#zombies #music

Hey, Ms. P," Tad called, "what's going on?" She let out a slow breath before she answered. "You won't believe this... Brian Murrey tried to eat Scott Morgan." Nick's eyes widened at the unexpected explanation. Had he heard that right? ↗


— Sherrilyn Kenyon


#nick #odd #strange #weird #zombies






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