#fr

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.' ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#asked #fresh #grass #hours #i

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. ↗

— William Blake

#bird #man #nest #spider #web

Human beings want to be free and however long they may agree to stay locked up, to stay oppressed, there will come a time when they say 'That's it.' Suddenly they find themselves doing something that they never would have thought they would be doing, simply because of the human instinct that makes them turn their face towards freedom. ↗

— Aung San Suu Kyi

#because #beings #come #doing #face

No, I was never afraid. ↗

— Aung San Suu Kyi

#i #never

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. ↗

— Voltaire

#audience #comedian #god #laugh #playing

I'm always friendly and encouraging on set. I want people to be at their best creatively. ↗

— Mark Wahlberg

#best #creatively #encouraging #friendly #i

When a sinister person means to be your enemy, they always start by trying to become your friend. ↗

— William Blake

#become #enemy #friend #means #person

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. ↗

— Diogenes

#former #friends #good #good friends #him

The death tax is unfair, inefficient, economically unsound and, frankly, immoral. ↗

— Jon Kyl

#death tax #economically #frankly #immoral #inefficient

None of my friends were ever as broke as I was. ↗

— Shia LaBeouf

#ever #friends #i #none #were