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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#being #chance #elvis #finding #frisbee

I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#been #believe #female #i #i do

It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#hard #hard work #keep #make #promises

I think the risks that people see of terrorism are incredibly important but we are very confident we have got the right people on it and the risks have been minimised. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#confident #got #i #i think #important

Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#anything #did #i #i think #jagger

Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#dinner #dinner parties #go #i #i write

The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#come #dreadful #ideas #out #people

I think it's silly for anyone to think you could write under the influence, but if they'd like to think that, I'd like to keep the legend alive. Maybe I was under the influence when I wrote Jesus' Son and I just didn't know it. ↗

— Denis Johnson

#anyone #could #i #i think #influence

I'd met a woman and I got married, but the money ran out right away. I hadn't had a job for seven months, and it just came over me that I was never going to work again. It hit me. ↗

— Denis Johnson

#away #came #going #got #had

The first lady is, and always has been, an unpaid public servant elected by one person, her husband. ↗

— Claudia Johnson

#been #elected #first #first lady #her