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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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Room service? Send up a larger room. ↗

— Groucho Marx

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Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included. ↗

— Karl Marx

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Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand. ↗

— Karl Marx

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The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property. ↗

— Karl Marx

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Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex. ↗

— Karl Marx

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The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism. ↗

— Karl Marx

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