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The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

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Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#about #course #give #happy #man

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#advantage #baseball #being #cricket #ended

It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

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Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life itself is the miracle of miracles. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

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Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

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I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

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Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

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The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

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You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

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