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A prophet or an achiever must never mind an occasional absurdity, it is an occupational risk.


Oswald Mosley


#achiever #mind #must #never #occasional

Reality was one step out of line, a cardigan with the buttons done up wrong.


Haruki Murakami


#humor #humor

There is small merit in mocking goodness, tweaking charity; it is much more comic to deprive people of their petty little existence for no reason at all, for a lark.


Jacques Rigaut


#humor #humor

The past--the wild charge at the head of his men up San Juan Hill; the first years of his marriage when he worked late into the summer dusk down in the busy city for young Hildegarde whom he loved; the days before that when he sat smoking far into the night in the gloomy old Button house on Monroe Street with his grandfather-all these had faded like unsubstantial dreams from his mind as though they had never been. He did not remember.


F. Scott Fitzgerald


#life #business

All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are often born on a street-corner or in a restaurant’s revolving door. So it is with absurdity. The absurd world more than others derives its nobility from that abject birth. In certain situations, replying “nothing” when asked what one is thinking about may be pretense in a man. Those who are loved are well aware of this. But if that reply is sincere, if it symbolizes that odd state of soul in which the void becomes eloquent, in which the chain of daily gestures is broken, in which the heart vainly seeks the link that will connect it again, then it is as it were the first sign of absurdity.


Albert Camus


#the-myth-of-sisyphus #love

The proposition that we should encourage wickedness and violence by exposing one side of the face to blows because we have been beaten on the other is too great an absurdity.


Thomas Mellon


#beaten #because #been #blows #encourage

All non-incumbent campaigns promise hope and change, but Obama took the promise to a new level of absurdity. He suggested that a vote for him would literally transform the Earth.


John Podhoretz


#campaigns #change #earth #him #hope

They say that Caliph Omar, when consulted about what had to be done with the library of Alexandria, answered as follows: 'If the books of this library contain matters opposed to the Koran, they are bad and must be burned. If they contain only the doctrine of the Koran, burn them anyway, for they are superfluous.' Our learned men have cited this reasoning as the height of absurdity. However, suppose Gregory the Great was there instead of Omar and the Gospel instead of the Koran. The library would still have been burned, and that might well have been the finest moment in the life of this illustrious pontiff.


Jean-Jacques Rousseau


#alexandria #caliph #intolerance #library #men

The people heard it, and approved the doctrine, and immediately practiced the contrary.


Benjamin Franklin


#contradiction #doctrines #paradox #practice #rules

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.


Joseph Addison


#blunder #committed #dear #debarred #his






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