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#absurd

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My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.



Dora J. Arod


#desire #flavor #food #funny #humor

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #funny-quotes #gloves #holding-hands #humor

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.


Jarod Kintz


#doctor #funny #funny-quotes #humor #humor-quotes

The entrance into Jerusalem has all the elements of the theatre of the absurd: the poor king; truth comes riding on a donkey; symbolic actions - even parading without a permit!


David Kirk


#actions #comes #donkey #elements #entrance

Whether you're gay or straight, with a physical disability, your skin's a different color, it's absurd in this age to not be aware and be concerned of the inequity in rights.


Carson Kressley


#age #aware #color #concerned #different

Love walked in the door like a dusty cowboy, and I looked that cowboy dead in his eyes and said, “I thought I shot you.” And his eyes never blinked, wavered, or watered as he said, “You did. You shot me in the leg. But you can’t kill love that easily. And today you’re going to learn how deadly Love can be.” That was over four years ago, and I’m still alive. So that was his plan all along, to serve me up a super slow death. Sort of like torture, only imperceptible and more pleasant.


Jarod Kintz


#cowboy #funny #humor #love #age

I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover’s hair. Of course they weren’t, because all my exes had hair like scrambled eggs.


Jarod Kintz


#bacon #funny #humor #love #surreal

Today's preoccupation with physical theories of everything takes a wrong turn from the purpose of science - to question all things relentlessly. Modern physics has become like Swift's kingdom of Laputa, flying absurdly on an island above the earth and indifferent to what is beneath.


Robert Lanza


#absurdly #all things #become #beneath #earth

I've been & am absurdly over-estimated. There are no supermen & I'm quite ordinary, & will say so whatever the artistic results. In that point I'm one of the few people who tell the truth about myself.


T. E. Lawrence


#absurdly #am #amp #artistic #been

I am the Love Camel of Llama Land. Come, hop on my hump and let me lead you to water.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #age






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