#absurd

My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it.  ↗

Humans are creatures, who spent their lifes trying to convince themselves, that their existence is not absurd ↗

They who assert that a blind fatality produced the various effects we behold in this world talk very absurdly; for can anything be more unreasonable than to pretend that a blind fatality could be productive of intelligent beings? ↗

— Charles de Secondat

#anything #assert #behold #beings #blind

They haven't left us much to believe in, have they?--even disbelief. I can't believe in anything bigger than a home or vaguer than a human being. ↗

— Graham Greene

#life #life

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#beards #children #dada #funny #funny-quotes

I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #insensitive #love #age

I make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #lasagna #love #age

Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#feeling #funny #humor #love #age

33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins.   ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#age #birth #bizarre #child #children

If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard. ↗