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Hello, Martin.


William Sleator


#fat-lady #funny #martin #funny

I feel like someone who has a parade named in their honor, and doesn’t get invited.


Jarod Kintz


#honor #humor #parade #funny

POLONIUS My lord, the queen would speak with you, and presently. HAMLET Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel? POLONIUS By th'mass, and 'tis like a camel indeed. HAMLET Methinks it is like a weasel. POLONIUS It is backed like a weasel. HAMLET Or like a whale? POLONIUS Very like a whale. HAMLET Then I will come to my mother by and by. - They fool me to the top of my bent. - I will come by and by.


William Shakespeare


#hamlet #idiot #mad #funny

I hold my daughter in my arms and thank God for bringing her to me. If the standard route for creating a family had worked for me, I wouldn't have met this child. I needed to know her. I needed to be her mother. I know now why all those events happened. Or didn't happen. So I could meet this little girl. She is, in every way, my daughter. I am carrying my Funny Gift from God and all is good.


Nia Vardalos


#family

Your mom is so old, she might die soon


A really great comedian


#i-think-i-died-when-i-read-that #jokes #funny

Boys don’t gossip.” “Pah! You don’t know us as well as you think.” This was a disturbing prospect.


Jennifer Echols


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #funny

I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez-- talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am.


E.L. James


#anastasia-steele #christian-grey #e-l-james #fifty-shades #fifty-shades-freed

I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto.


E.L. James


#anastasia #anastasia-steele #blush #communist-manifesto #e-l-james

Though I have started emailing with one of my fellow readers whenever there's something important to say about Modern Family or Friday Night Lights, and with another when I notice her updates on Goodreads.com.


Rachel Bertsche


#goodreads #nonfiction #family

I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them.


Jennifer Echols


#humour #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny






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