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Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re at the library? I thought I heard water.” Artemis smiled, enjoying the exchange. “Water? Surely not. The only thing flowing here is information.” “Are you grinning, Artemis? For some reason I get the feeling that you’re wearing that smug smile of yours.


Eoin Colfer


#humor #young-adult #humor

"Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."


Tom Upton


#young-adult #humor

I’m not going,” he said. He held up the Third key like a weapon. Sensing his mood, it grew longer and sharper, till he was holding a trident as long as he was tall... “And anyone who tries to make me is going to suffer.” “Twice,” added the voice under the table.


Garth Nix


#humor #young-adult #humor

I don’t have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross.


A.S. King


#humor #lgbt #lgbtq #ya #young-adult

As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.


David Sedaris


#humor #humor

Well, put it this way--I don't want to ever imagine a moment without you next to me ever again.


Gretchen de la O


#young-adult #young-adult-romance #imagination

Gordon Edgley's sudden death came as a shock to everyone - not least himself. One moment he was in his study, seven words into the twenty-fifth sentence of the final chapter of his new book, And the Darkness Rained upon Them, and the next he was dead. A tragic loss, his mind echoed numbly as he slipped away.


Derek Landy


#first-paragraph #humor #young-adult #death

The greatest help oft comes in harm's disguise, to those with trusting hearts and open eyes.


William D. Burt


#inspirational #young-adult #inspirational

And now I realize Lindsay's not fearless. She's terrified. She's terrified that people will find out she's faking, bullshitting her way through life, pretending to have everything together when really she's just floundering like the rest of us. Lindsay, who will bite at you if you even look in her direction the wrong way, like on of those tiny attack dogs that are always barking and snapping in the air before they're jerked backward on the chains that keep them in one place.


Lauren Oliver


#young-adult-fiction #life

Growing up is all about getting hurt. And then getting over it. You hurt. You recover. You move on. Odds are pretty good you're just going to get hurt again. But each time, you learn something.


Jim Butcher


#growing-up #learning #life #pain #life






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