#age

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#day #every #every day #hygiene #i

When I was in college, I was the editor of the literary magazine and insisted neither the editors nor the writers be specifically identified-only our student numbers appeared on the title page. I love that idea and still do. ↗

— Jonathan Carroll

#college #editor #editors #i #i love

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. ↗

— Johnny Carson

#die #live #longer #lot #married

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. ↗

— Johnny Carson

#leftover #life #marriage #spam #spice

It's every woman's tragedy, that, after a certain age, she looks like a female impersonator. Mind you, we've known some lovely female impersonators, in our time. ↗

— Angela Carter

#age #certain #certain age #every #female

Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people. ↗

— Angela Carter

#happens #other #people #tragedy

In a secular age, an authentic miracle must purport to be a hoax, in order to gain credit in the world. ↗

— Angela Carter

#authentic #credit #gain #hoax #miracle

Nostalgia, the vice of the aged. We watch so many old movies our memories come in monochrome. ↗

— Angela Carter

#come #many #memories #movies #nostalgia

I see tendencies, I see body language. ↗

— Michael Chang

#body language #i #i see #language #see

I believe that the dissolution of a marriage comes about by the breaking down of self-esteem. ↗

— Dixie Carter

#believe #breaking #comes #dissolution #down