#age

I've become a professional failure - in order to pay the mortgage I have to remain unemployed. Luckily, a disaster always seems to befall me at exactly the right moment. ↗

— Toby Young

#become #befall #disaster #exactly #failure

You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one. ↗

— Jess C. Scott

#celebrity-culture #celebrity-gossip #celebutard #dark-humor #fake

I think people are tired of religion and how it divides and damages people. You can name it whatever you want, Islam or Christianity, but if you have a system in which God is distant and angry all the time, and you're trying to please him through the right disciplines, it isn't going to work for everyone. ↗

— William P. Young

#christianity #damages #disciplines #distant #divides

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#happy #happy marriage #remains #secret

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#ask #candlelight #dancing #dinner #go

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.' ↗

— Henny Youngman

#drive #guy #him #how #page

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#been #face #her #many #marks

Part of my heritage being Korean, it's going to be interesting going to Korea and answering these questions dealing with North and South Korea. ↗

— Rick Yune

#being #dealing #going #heritage #interesting

We can and must turn this page if we are friends and are prepared to look one another in the eye. ↗

— Viktor Yushchenko

#eye #friends #look #must #page

I always make this joke that I know you were expecting to see the big skirts and the hoops. But that was a long time ago. Artists aren't always seen as real people. If you start out as a teenager, sometimes people want to keep you locked as that. But I'm a woman now. ↗

— Jody Watley

#always #artists #big #expecting #hoops