#airplane

Air travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. ↗

— Al Gore

#nature

One day, someone said to me, 'Do you want to go jump out of an airplane?' I felt like I had nothing to lose anymore, so I said, 'Why not?' And every day since then, I ask myself that question. ↗

— Shania Twain

#anymore #ask #day #every #every day

In Japan, you get on the bullet train or the airplane, and I loved the little speeches the stewardesses would do. They even do little speeches before you play gigs. ↗

— Beck

#before #bullet #even #get #gigs

I'm carded for R-rated movies. And I get talked down to a lot. When I try to go rent a car or buy an airplane ticket or other stuff adults do, I get 'Okaaaaaay, honey.' I remember when I was 18, getting crayons in a restaurant. ↗

— Kristen Bell

#buy #car #carded #crayons #down

Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian. ↗

— David Zucker

#because #bill #chase #chevy #chevy chase

To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless. ↗

— Ted Turner

#be happy #cell #cell phone #first #happy

Yesterday NPR fired me for telling the truth. The truth is that I worry when I am getting on an airplane and see people dressed in garb that identifies them first and foremost as Muslims. This is not a bigoted statement. It is a statement of my feelings, my fears after the terrorist attacks of 9/11 by radical Muslims. ↗

— Juan Williams

#airplane #am #attacks #bigoted #dressed

The airplane stays up because it doesn't have the time to fall. ↗

— Orville Wright

#because #fall #stays #time #up

The people who went on that airplane were unexceptional. ↗

— Paul Greengrass

#people #went #were #who

Any time I'm in a moving thing, like an airplane, I'm usually asleep before we even get on our way. ↗

— Garth Brooks

#any #asleep #before #even #get