#airport

We put people of concern on the watch list or the no-fly list, so we have a number of layers of security beyond the airport checkpoint. We gather as much information about a passenger as the law allows without profiling. ↗

— John Pistole

#airport #allows #beyond #checkpoint #concern

The devil himself had probably redesigned Hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts. ↗

— Anthony Price

#devil #gained #had #hell #himself

As long as I'm an hour away from a major airport, I can get to that job. ↗

— Michael Moriarty

#away #get #hour #i #i can

The airport paparazzi kind of wigs me out a little bit. ↗

— Carly Rae Jepsen

#bit #kind #little #little bit #me

I'm a terrible procrastinator. When we go to the airport, if they're not literally closing the door behind my sweaty, hyperventilating body, I feel I've been there too long. ↗

— Greg Kinnear

#been #behind #body #closing #door

I don't know about you, but every time some joker points me out as I walk through an airport wearing extra-small Dolfin shorts, a tank top and leg warmers, I get a little upset. ↗

— Richard Simmons

#airport #every #every time #get #i

When we were scared about 9/11, we federalized the airport security, we spent millions for body armor for dogs in Ohio. All that over-reaction comes from fear and government - bad combination. ↗

— John Stossel

#airport #armor #bad #body #combination

People who meet in airports are seventy-two percent more likely to fall for each other than people who meet anywhere else. ↗

— Jennifer E. Smith

#love #love-at-first-sight #love

If I never saw another airport again, I'd be happy! ↗

— Emm Gryner

#airport #another #be happy #happy #i

One of my recurring D-list moments is when people stop me in the airport and tell me they loved me on SNL. I never know if they think I’m Molly Shannon, Cheri Oteri, or Chris Kattan. I just say “Thank you. I’m glad you enjoyed me as Mango. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#humor #saturday-night-live #snl #love