#airport

The devil himself had probably redesigned Hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts. ↗

— Anthony Price

#devil #gained #had #hell #himself

As long as I'm an hour away from a major airport, I can get to that job. ↗

— Michael Moriarty

#away #get #hour #i #i can

I didn't want my kids having to pass through an airport named after their father. ↗

— Peter Jackson

#airport #father #having #i #kids

When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!' ↗

— Jessica Simpson

#fat #go #good #great #i

People who meet in airports are seventy-two percent more likely to fall for each other than people who meet anywhere else. ↗

— Jennifer E. Smith

#love #love-at-first-sight #love

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#humor #travel #humor

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#airport #back #got #i #just

One of my recurring D-list moments is when people stop me in the airport and tell me they loved me on SNL. I never know if they think I’m Molly Shannon, Cheri Oteri, or Chris Kattan. I just say “Thank you. I’m glad you enjoyed me as Mango. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#humor #saturday-night-live #snl #love

We butchered the force present at the airport, we are destroying them. ↗

— Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

#destroying #force #present #them

A good portion of the airport is on ceded lands, and lease money was paid for that. So the state's collecting lease money because all of a sudden "worthless" land now has an airport on it. ↗

— Neil Abercrombie

#because #ceded #collecting #good #land