#ak

The Beltway is waking up to the realities of Prsident Obam's budget plan, which taxes, spends, and borrows as far as the eye can see. ↗

— Matthew Continetti

#beltway #borrows #budget #eye #far

I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew. ↗

— Tim Conway

#apart #falls #furniture #i #like

We all agree that manufacturers have a right to ensure that fake goods are not marketed in their names and that their own goods are not marketed under fake names. ↗

— John Conyers

#ensure #fake #goods #manufacturers #marketed

Comedy is unique in the sense that laughter is a palpable noise that everyone makes. ↗

— Steve Coogan

#everyone #laughter #makes #noise #palpable

The unemployment rate has effectively not gone down from where it was at the peak of the recession. The only reason it's gone technically from 10 percent to 8 percent is so many people are discouraged and have quit work. ↗

— Jim Talent

#down #effectively #gone #many #only

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. ↗

— Dane Cook

#home #i #junior #junior year #kinda

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. ↗

— Dane Cook

#funny #make #say #tact #then

I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game. ↗

— Dane Cook

#enjoy #game #get #guy #i

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. ↗

— Dane Cook

#hope #moments #rebirth

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh. ↗

— Dane Cook

#crowd #i #i can #just #laugh