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The laws of men are not infallible.


Wayne Gerard Trotman


#infallibility #law #laws #men #people

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.


Hank Aaron


#golf #humor #sports #humor

It was like there was some parallel universe we all vanished off to where we had all this sex.


Kazuo Ishiguro


#kathy #parallel #sex #universe #humor

I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'.


Celia Rivenbark


#southern #y-all #humor

Sometimes you build up these walls, you build and you build and you build up these walls and you think they’re so strong, but then someone can come along and tip them over with only his fingers, or the weight of his breath.


Deb Caletti


#love #love

Don't you understand? I want to spend my life with you. I want you to be there when I go to bed at night and when I wake up in the morning.


Heather Anastasiu


#falling-in-love #in-love #love #life

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?


James Thurber


#answer #called #did #i #number

There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.


Dave Barry


#call #humor #life #men #phone

It was one of those perfect New York October afternoons, when the explosion of oranges and yellows against the bright blue sky makes you feel like your life is passing through your fingers, that you've felt this autumn-feeling before and you'll probably get to feel it again, but one day you won't anymore, because you'll be dead.


Sarah Dunn


#fall #humor #humor

Crouched on the roof between BEx and Liz, I wasn't a girl who had just broken up with her boyfriend; I looked at my watch and check my gear instead of crying. I had a mission objective and not a broken heart.


Ally Carter


#breaking-up #romance #spies #teen-spies #love






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