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... when someone sees a soul disturbed and unable to see something, he won't laugh mindlessly, but he'll take into consideration whether it has come from a brighter life and is dimmed through not having yet become accustomed to the dark or whether it has come from greater ignorance into greater light and is dazzled by the increased brillance.


Plato


#light #plato #republic #soul #life

Firen didn’t waste any time setting up the meeting with Egnatious. The following day she was in such a rush to tell me about it that she burst into my room without knocking and found Andrew and me in an intimate and compromising position reminiscent of the game Twister. Also, I cannot confirm or deny if there was food involved. Let’s just say I toppled over in embarrassment, taking Andrew down with me in a great heap. Firen didn’t fare any better, as she nearly knocked herself out when she ran into the doorframe in an attempt to escape. We were both scarred for life, especially after Firen apologized for walking in on our “naked fun time,” which was apparently what Joseph called it. There were some things people should never know, and that was one of them.


Laura Kreitzer


#fallen-legion #fantasy #fiction #humor #laura-kreitzer

I would far rather have two or three lilies of the valley gathered for me by a person I like, than the most expensive bouquet that could be bought!


Elizabeth Gaskell


#elizabeth-gaskell #flowers #friends #lily-of-the-valley #love

You know, Ms. Morgan, that was your mother you just hammered," Mr. Solomon said.


Ally Carter


#cameron-morgan #gallagher-girls #joe-solomon #rachel-morgan #love

In the oasis complex, the thirsty man images he sees water, palm trees, and shade not because he has evidence for the belief, but because he has a need for it. Desperate needs bring about a hallucination of their solution: thirst hallucinates water, the need for love hallucinates a prince or princess. The oasis complex is never a complete delusion: the man in the desert does see something on the horizon. It is just that the palms have withered, the well is dry, and the place is infected with locusts.


Alain de Botton


#love #love

The moment I laid eyes on her I knew she was somebody else, somebody I could love. And since somebody else never showed up, I did fall in love with her. 



Jarod Kintz


#love #mistaken-identity #love

I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.


Matt Groening


#pledge-of-allegiance #humor

Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.


George F. Will


#humor #humor

Stefan spat. "Oh, aye, he fell. O' course, Master Ralon helped him fall, several times. Poor li'l tyke didn't have a chance.


Tamora Pierce


#falling #fighting #humor #humor

Now I understand why King Stannis let the wildlings through the Wall. He means for us to eat them.


George R.R. Martin


#humor #stannis-baratheon #wall #wildlings #humor






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