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A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there’s the punch line.


Kim Harrison


#humor #rachel-morgan #romance #vampire #humor

Huging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won't have so much time to miss him. Soon school will start again, and then you'll be busier. Wait. Am I reduced to HOPING for school to start? Somehow, I have discovered a whole new level of pathetic.


Claudia Gray


#humor #stargazer #vampires #humor

You okay?" "Fine." "Your heart's beating really fast." "Gee, thanks. That's very comforting that you can hear it." He smiled, and it was the old Michael, the one she'd first met before all the vamp stuff. "Yeah, I know it is. Sorry. Just stay behind me if there's trouble." "You sound like Shane." "Well, he did say he'd kill me if I got you hurt. I'm just looking after my own neck." "Liar.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.


Kim Harrison


#humor #rachel-morgan #romance #vampire #humor

This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did." I frowned, "What's that?" "Homework.


Richelle Mead


#humor #rose #spirit-bound #vampire-academy #vampires

Avery worries about her, too, so Lissa's in good hands. Avery's pretty amazing." I gave him a scathing look. "Amazing? Do you like her or something?" I hadn't forgotten Avery's comment about leaving the door unlocked for him. "Of course I like her. She's a great person." "No, I mean like. Not like." "Oh, I see," he said, rolling his eyes. "We're dealing with elementary school definitions of 'like'.


Richelle Mead


#blood-promise #rose-hathaway #vampire-academy #school

I find more peace with you.


Richelle Mead


#vampire-academy

What matters is that someone—that you—know me that well. When a person can see into your soul, it's hard. It forces you to be open. Vulnerable. It's much easier being with someone who's just more of a casual friend.


Richelle Mead


#vampire-academy #vampire-academy

Kitty need's a tounge bath


Jeaniene Frost


#humor #romance #vampire #humor






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