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You suck at working with someone," I say, because it's true.


Elizabeth Norris


#lol-comeback #lol

I'm trying to compliment you," Barclay say. "Can't you just say thanks?


Elizabeth Norris


#lol #stubborn #lol

The power of patriarchy has been to make maleness feared and to make men feel that it is better to be feared that to be loved. Whether they can confess this or not, men know that just is not true.


Bell Hooks


#love #men #patriarchy #relationships #love

That's great," Katie said. "Actually, it's revolutionary. If you can work and be in love at the same time, you're the first woman I ever knew that could. Maybe you're the missing link, Amanda." Maybe you ought to get a job for the 'Ladies Home Journal.' They like simplistic shit like that.


Ellen Gilchrist


#sarcasm #love

I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #sarcasm #humor

I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?" "Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple." "But...you did something nice. Why?" He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?


Rick Riordan


#humor #madness #nice #percy-jackson #sarcasm

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.


Irina Dunn


#non-sequitur #sarcasm #women #humor

It’s sarcasm, Josh.” “Sarcasm?” “It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.” “Well, if the village idiot named it, I’m sure it’s a good thing.” “There you go, you got it.” “Got what?” “Sarcasm.” “No, I meant it.” “Sure you did.” “Is that sarcasm?” “Irony, I think.” “What’s the difference?” “I haven’t the slightest idea.” “So you’re being ironic now, right?” “No, I really don’t know.” “Maybe you should ask the idiot.” “Now you’ve got it.” “What?” “Sarcasm.


Christopher Moore


#irony #sarcasm #humor

In the beginning war looks and feels like love. But unlike love it gives nothing in return but an ever-deepening dependence, like all narcotics, on the road to self-destruction. It does not affirm but places upon us greater and greater demands. It destroys the outside world until it is hard to live outside war's grip. It takes a higher and higher dose to achieve any thrill. Finally, one ingests war only to remain numb.


Chris Hedges


#narcotic #war #love

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.


Derek Landy


#humor #sarcasm #skuldugerry-pleasant #wit #humor






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