#ass

If you count all your assets you always show a profit. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#assets #count #profit #show #you

My daughter is one of the associate producers on two shows for Disney. I am really proud of her. ↗

— Mary Ann Mobley

#associate #daughter #disney #her #i

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#envisioned #every #i #i am #pessimist

I can say with pride verging on smugness that I've got two very successful shows that assume their audience is very smart. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#audience #got #i #i can #pride

I can't see what's wrong about assuming intelligence in your audience and what's bad news about being rewarded for assuming that. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#assuming #audience #bad #bad news #being

I don't think, generally speaking, people become writers because they were the really good, really cool, attractive kid in class. I'll be honest. This is our revenge for people who were much better looking and more popular than us. I was a bit like that, I suppose. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#because #become #better #better looking #bit

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#also #anything #divorce #found #frustrating

No matter what Aristotle and the Philosophers say, nothing is equal to tobacco; it's the passion of the well-bred, and he who lives without tobacco lives a life not worth living. ↗

— Moliere

#equal #life #lives #living #matter

There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live. ↗

— Moliere

#deserve #folk #like #live #lives

I grew up a massive Beatles fan. ↗

— Dominic Monaghan

#fan #grew #i #massive #up