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Life is short, have dessert first. ↗


— Joan Smith


#life

Life’s too short, we should always forgive the other; it’s horrible having to die, regretting not to have forgiven. ↗


— Luca Piras


#forgiveness

Only you can take inner freedom away from yourself, or give it to yourself. Nobody else can. ↗


— Michael A. Singer


#inspirational-life #inspirational-quotes #quotes-to-define-my-life #quotes-to-live-by #self-awareness

Google “brooklyn writer” and you’ll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? ↗


— Colson Whitehead


#brooklyn #funny #writers #funny

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead. ↗


— Joe Walker (as Voldemort in AVPM)


#joe-walker #supermegafoxyawesomehot #totally-awesome #voldemort #wise-words

Don't go there Rule" Lawe warned him softly. " I don't think your horoscope declared today to be a good day to die. ↗


— Lora Leigh


#funny #lawe-s-justice #threat #funny

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward. ↗


— Maureen Johnson


#awkward #funny #maureen-johnson #shades-of-london #funny

At least you left out the oh-my-God sauce this time." "Made myself a batch with it," Shane said. "It's got the biohazard sticker on it in the fridge, so don't bitch if you get flamed. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#chilli #funny #morganville-vampires #funny

Its a good thing I'm here, big guy, because you have shit taste in friends." Okay, I said the last part intentionally, knowing how Aaron would react. And right on cue, Aaron said: "He's not my friend!" "Well, I guess that settles it, Nick. You're not going to be rebound guy because, despite your predictions of woe, Aaron and I aren't breaking up. I'd say that we'll see you around, but I doubt that'll happen since you don't even rate friend status. ↗


— Cardeno C.


#funny-as-hell #m-m-romance #funny

I don’t worry about identity theft, because I don’t even know who I am as a person. So if I’m not even in possession of my own identity, how can it be stolen from me?
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— Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #random #random-thought






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