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Drop the fucking weapon, you fucking motherfucker or I'll fucking scramble your fucking brains. Hands up! Hands where I can fucking see them, you fucking cocksucker. You fucking breathe wrong, you fucking blink wrong, and I will fuck you up. Fucker." Jacobsen snarled it as he shoved Marcell to the ground. "On your fucking face, you fucking shit coward. Stream my lieutenant in the fucking back? Fuck you.


J.D. Robb


#eve-and-roarke #in-death-series #death

Life is short, have dessert first.


Joan Smith


#life

Only you can take inner freedom away from yourself, or give it to yourself. Nobody else can.


Michael A. Singer


#inspirational-life #inspirational-quotes #quotes-to-define-my-life #quotes-to-live-by #self-awareness

Google “brooklyn writer” and you’ll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?


Colson Whitehead


#brooklyn #funny #writers #funny

At least you left out the oh-my-God sauce this time." "Made myself a batch with it," Shane said. "It's got the biohazard sticker on it in the fridge, so don't bitch if you get flamed.


Rachel Caine


#chilli #funny #morganville-vampires #funny

Its a good thing I'm here, big guy, because you have shit taste in friends." Okay, I said the last part intentionally, knowing how Aaron would react. And right on cue, Aaron said: "He's not my friend!" "Well, I guess that settles it, Nick. You're not going to be rebound guy because, despite your predictions of woe, Aaron and I aren't breaking up. I'd say that we'll see you around, but I doubt that'll happen since you don't even rate friend status.


Cardeno C.


#funny-as-hell #m-m-romance #funny

Pedir perdón es humillante y no arregla nada. La solución no es pedir perdón, sino evitar los estallidos que hacen obligatorias las excusas


Mario Benedetti


#inspirational #intelligence #society #inspirational

Sometimes the clouds weren’t weightless. Sometimes their bellies got dark and full. It was life. It happened. It didn’t mean it wasn’t scary, or that I wasn’t still afraid, but now I knew that as long as I was standing under it with Braden beside me when those clouds broke, I’d be alright.


Samantha Young


#contemporary-romance #hot #lovely #sweet #life

I know that you know that I'm awesome, and that you know that I know that you're awesome!


Shreya Gunna


#besties #crazy #love #random-quote #love

money is to spend not to save so when you die you have money you could of spent!


anounimous


#money






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