#ay

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#ends #get #gift #man #may

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#back #brings #car #family #nowadays

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#may #parents #still #stress #today

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#benjamin franklin #discovered #electricity #franklin #invented

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#him #honest #over #phone #play

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#elder #election #fastest #lose #politician

His style has the desperate jauntiness of an orchestra fiddling away for dear life on a sinking ship. ↗

— Edmund Wilson

#dear #desperate #fiddling #his #life

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone. ↗

— Flip Wilson

#i #i think #mr #rest #think

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I? ↗

— Flip Wilson

#i #life #my life #my own #own

To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life. ↗

— Gretchen Wilson

#me #redneck #self #sense #way