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#baking

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Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before holiday baking season is roughly that of crack cocaine. Do not confuse the two. It is almost impossible to make a decent crack cocaine tassie, I am told.


Celia Rivenbark


#food #humor #food

Most recently, I learned another hobby: baking. It's so much fun to mix all the ingredients and to see the cake come out nice. It's so rewarding when the cake comes out great and tastes great.


Yani Tseng


#baking #cake #come #comes #fun

It's filled with... baking soda. Because it really smells.


Kate O'Brien


#because #filled #really #smells #soda

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it.


Danielle Steel


#bad review #baking #best #cake #having

Mrs Forrester ... sat in state, pretending not to know what cakes were sent up, though she knew, and we knew, and she knew that we knew, and we knew that she knew that we knew, she had been busy all the morning making tea-bread and sponge-cakes.


Elizabeth Gaskell


#cakes #humor #modesty #pretense #tea-parties

Baking is like washing--the results are equally temporary.


Patricia Briggs


#temporary #washing #equality

It’s 3:32, and I need just one more ingredient to finish baking 3:33. Would you prefer the AM or the PM piece?



Jarod Kintz


#cooking #food #ingredients #nonsense #time

Dad says that everyone invented baklava.” It occurs to me now to wonder what that means. Aunt Aya rolls her eyes. “Your father? He is the worst of the worst. He thinks he cooks and eats Arabic food but these walnuts were not grown from Jordanian earth and this butter was not made from Jordanian lambs. He is eating the shadow of a memory. He cooks to remember but the more he eats, the more he forgets.


Diana Abu-Jaber


#food #home #lost #food

Sophie and I would use her Christmas break to make homemade treats from our very own kitchen. I mean, if thousands of meth addicts can do it, why can't we?


Celia Rivenbark


#humor #humor

I've been asking around to find out what girls are into," Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. "So I'm gonna get a spray tan and make red-velvet cupcakes.


Flynn Meaney


#boys-and-girls #cupcakes #romance #teenage-love #teenagers






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