#bank account

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

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Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. ↗

— Bethenny Frankel

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Just because my bank account hasn't swelled astronomically I don't consider myself any less of a success. ↗

— Lydia Lunch

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My mother opened a bank account for me when I made $60 on my first day of work as an extra. She's that kind of mother. ↗

— Laura Dern

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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion. ↗

— Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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There comes a point where it doesn't matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account. ↗

— Chris Martin

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The Sookie Stackhouse novels were selling well before the TV show, but the TV show led to a lot more exposure and readers. And a lot went on to read my other work. It was a wonderful thing for my bank account. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

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I wasn't ever interested in marrying someone else's career or bank account. ↗

— Kathie Lee Gifford

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Social security, bank account, and credit card numbers aren't just data. In the wrong hands they can wipe out someone's life savings, wreck their credit and cause financial ruin. ↗

— Melissa Bean

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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. ↗

— Paula Poundstone

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