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Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything...


Clive Barker


#absolute-midnight #clive-barker #time #wasted-time #funny

Superman is, after all, an alien life form. He is simply the acceptable face of invading realities.


Clive Barker


#superman #life

Nothing else wounds so deeply and irreparably. Nothing else robs us of hope so much as being unloved by one we love


Clive Barker


#absolute-midnight #clive-barker #hate #hurt #love

Those old hypocrites. The talk about killing witches but the Good Book’s full of magic. Turning the Nile to blood and parting the Red Sea. What’s that if it’s not good old-fashioned magic? Want a little water into wine? No trouble! How about raising the dead man Lazarus? Just say the word!


Clive Barker


#clive-barker #days-of-magic-nights-of-war #magic #religion #religion

Cal: "I'm really sorry, Professor, but how do you explain these ? Swiss Cake Rolls. That doesn't rhyme; it's not cute; it's not childlike. And this is one of our most-respected snack foods, is it not? How is that, Professor? Hmmm?" Eliot: "Well, isn't it obvious? We trust the Swiss for their ability to engineer things, to build with precision." Cal: "We do?" Eliot: "Do I even have to mention Swiss watches? Swiss Army knives? Swiss cheese? If anyone can build a non-threatening, non-lethal snack cake, it's the Swiss. They're neutral, we can trust them not to attack us with trans-fatty acids and sugar. I think you would feel differently if they were German Cake Rolls. North Korean Cake Rolls. I bet you wouldn't eat them." Cal: "I bet I would.


Brad Barkley


#cal #calliope #eliot #heather-hepler #humor

All people on the planet are children, except for a very few. No one is grown up except those free of desire.


Rumi


#desire

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.


Erma Bombeck


#bathroom #call #child #dog #doing

The White House has embarked on a mission to convince the people of our country that Social Security is in dire need of drastic change in order to save it for all workers.


Barbara Boxer


#convince #country #dire #dire need #drastic

A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.


Pearl S. Buck


#barks #coward #dog #god #his

We are keen to stress that a strong euro zone is good for a strong United Kingdom. It's not for us to write the changes that the euro zone needs to embark on.


Nick Clegg


#embark #euro #good #keen #kingdom






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